dish0n0rable-disch4rg3:

theredqueenofmean:

dish0n0rable-disch4rg3:

theredqueenofmean:

dish0n0rable-disch4rg3:

theredqueenofmean:

dish0n0rable-disch4rg3:

theredqueenofmean:

dish0n0rable-disch4rg3:

dish0n0rable-disch4rg3:

theredqueenofmean:

“Garnet?” She slipped through the halls, looking for her lover.

The General in question had left on a call-in, a minor emergency from an old customer.

She had given an explicit order to her unruly doppelganger to stay put… Of course, being a…

There was a wicked grin on a much younger face, the small tattoos near eyes weren’t lined…

And her hair was as dark as night.

All of these were signs that her glamour was down completely, and all of these things were signs that something was VERY different… By several hundred years.
The Legionnaire chuckled, hands choosing to roam, “I have a better plan…”

“Do you? You seem funny today. What’s wrong with you? Did you do something to your hair?” She asked, leaning against the wall, studying her.

So Red wasn’t bright. Garnet looked mildly different but she looked different all the time.

The doppelganger laughed, “My hair’s always looked like this, Kitten. You must be new…”

She pressed a brief but fierce kiss to Red’s lips before she pulled away and spoke again, “I don’t remember Amrita finding me a redhead, but it was a good choice…”

“Amrita? Your mother? Like hell she found me. Have you hit your head?” She shot at the Shii’Ante, slipping away, folding her arms. “Are you new?”

The legionnaire arched an eyebrow.”Wait… You aren’t in the harem?”

At that moment, the General returned. “DAMMIT, I SAID STAY OUT OF TROUBLE!”

The Legionnaire rolled her eyes, crossing her arms with a shrug, “You’re the one with an unclaimed woman in the house, Grandma.”

And Red quickly found her Garnet’s side, glaring at the doppelgänger. “What the hell! Harem? Wait- you have a harem?!” She blinked. “And I am claimed. Look at this ring. Claimed. Taken. Engaged to this Garnet here.”

Garnet sighed, “I had four, actually, but they’re long gone and not important.”

The legionnaire focused on Red, “I could probably switch your loyalties, Kitten.”

The General growled low in her chest, “Be quiet, you little bitch… Red, there’s some odd voodoo afoot… This is me, as what the humans would call a twenty-something.”

She slid her hand down and held Garnet’s, glaring at the younger one. “I doubt you could. Again. Engaged. Move along.” She sneered. “So. When do you get to send this one away?”

Garnet groaned, “… Two weeks.”

The legionnaire snickered, “So, you’re engaged to us, huh?”

Garnet glared, “To me, you mean.”

The doppelganger smiled viciously, ” And who am I again?”, she asked in a sickly sweet tone, ” Last time I checked, you’re me and I’m you.”

Garnet narrowed her eyes, “I swear to every God we have…”

“Just try and stop me.”

And that’s when Red piped up “oh god don’t fight over me. I swear.” She just tugged on Garnet, her Garnet’s arm, and tried to pull her away.


dish0n0rable-disch4rg3:

theredqueenofmean:

dish0n0rable-disch4rg3:

theredqueenofmean:

dish0n0rable-disch4rg3:

theredqueenofmean:

dish0n0rable-disch4rg3:

dish0n0rable-disch4rg3:

theredqueenofmean:

“Garnet?” She slipped through the halls, looking for her lover.

The General in question had left on a call-in, a minor emergency from an old customer.

She had given an explicit order to her unruly doppelganger to stay put… Of course, being a…

There was a wicked grin on a much younger face, the small tattoos near eyes weren’t lined…

And her hair was as dark as night.

All of these were signs that her glamour was down completely, and all of these things were signs that something was VERY different… By several hundred years.
The Legionnaire chuckled, hands choosing to roam, “I have a better plan…”

“Do you? You seem funny today. What’s wrong with you? Did you do something to your hair?” She asked, leaning against the wall, studying her.

So Red wasn’t bright. Garnet looked mildly different but she looked different all the time.

The doppelganger laughed, “My hair’s always looked like this, Kitten. You must be new…”

She pressed a brief but fierce kiss to Red’s lips before she pulled away and spoke again, “I don’t remember Amrita finding me a redhead, but it was a good choice…”

“Amrita? Your mother? Like hell she found me. Have you hit your head?” She shot at the Shii’Ante, slipping away, folding her arms. “Are you new?”

The legionnaire arched an eyebrow.”Wait… You aren’t in the harem?”

At that moment, the General returned. “DAMMIT, I SAID STAY OUT OF TROUBLE!”

The Legionnaire rolled her eyes, crossing her arms with a shrug, “You’re the one with an unclaimed woman in the house, Grandma.”

And Red quickly found her Garnet’s side, glaring at the doppelgänger. “What the hell! Harem? Wait- you have a harem?!” She blinked. “And I am claimed. Look at this ring. Claimed. Taken. Engaged to this Garnet here.”

Garnet sighed, “I had four, actually, but they’re long gone and not important.”

The legionnaire focused on Red, “I could probably switch your loyalties, Kitten.”

The General growled low in her chest, “Be quiet, you little bitch… Red, there’s some odd voodoo afoot… This is me, as what the humans would call a twenty-something.”

She slid her hand down and held Garnet’s, glaring at the younger one. “I doubt you could. Again. Engaged. Move along.” She sneered. “So. When do you get to send this one away?”


dish0n0rable-disch4rg3:

theredqueenofmean:

dish0n0rable-disch4rg3:

theredqueenofmean:

dish0n0rable-disch4rg3:

dish0n0rable-disch4rg3:

theredqueenofmean:

“Garnet?” She slipped through the halls, looking for her lover.

The General in question had left on a call-in, a minor emergency from an old customer.

She had given an explicit order to her unruly doppelganger to stay put… Of course, being a…

There was a wicked grin on a much younger face, the small tattoos near eyes weren’t lined…

And her hair was as dark as night.

All of these were signs that her glamour was down completely, and all of these things were signs that something was VERY different… By several hundred years.
The Legionnaire chuckled, hands choosing to roam, “I have a better plan…”

“Do you? You seem funny today. What’s wrong with you? Did you do something to your hair?” She asked, leaning against the wall, studying her.

So Red wasn’t bright. Garnet looked mildly different but she looked different all the time.

The doppelganger laughed, “My hair’s always looked like this, Kitten. You must be new…”

She pressed a brief but fierce kiss to Red’s lips before she pulled away and spoke again, “I don’t remember Amrita finding me a redhead, but it was a good choice…”

“Amrita? Your mother? Like hell she found me. Have you hit your head?” She shot at the Shii’Ante, slipping away, folding her arms. “Are you new?”

The legionnaire arched an eyebrow.”Wait… You aren’t in the harem?”

At that moment, the General returned. “DAMMIT, I SAID STAY OUT OF TROUBLE!”

The Legionnaire rolled her eyes, crossing her arms with a shrug, “You’re the one with an unclaimed woman in the house, Grandma.”

And Red quickly found her Garnet’s side, glaring at the doppelgänger. “What the hell! Harem? Wait- you have a harem?!” She blinked. “And I am claimed. Look at this ring. Claimed. Taken. Engaged to this Garnet here.”

dish0n0rable-disch4rg3:

theredqueenofmean:

dish0n0rable-disch4rg3:

dish0n0rable-disch4rg3:

theredqueenofmean:

“Garnet?” She slipped through the halls, looking for her lover.

The General in question had left on a call-in, a minor emergency from an old customer.

She had given an explicit order to her unruly doppelganger to stay put… Of course, being a…

There was a wicked grin on a much younger face, the small tattoos near eyes weren’t lined…

And her hair was as dark as night.

All of these were signs that her glamour was down completely, and all of these things were signs that something was VERY different… By several hundred years.
The Legionnaire chuckled, hands choosing to roam, “I have a better plan…”

“Do you? You seem funny today. What’s wrong with you? Did you do something to your hair?” She asked, leaning against the wall, studying her.

So Red wasn’t bright. Garnet looked mildly different but she looked different all the time.

The doppelganger laughed, “My hair’s always looked like this, Kitten. You must be new…”

She pressed a brief but fierce kiss to Red’s lips before she pulled away and spoke again, “I don’t remember Amrita finding me a redhead, but it was a good choice…”

“Amrita? Your mother? Like hell she found me. Have you hit your head?” She shot at the Shii’Ante, slipping away, folding her arms. “Are you new?”

dish0n0rable-disch4rg3:

dish0n0rable-disch4rg3:

theredqueenofmean:

“Garnet?” She slipped through the halls, looking for her lover.

The General in question had left on a call-in, a minor emergency from an old customer.

She had given an explicit order to her unruly doppelganger to stay put… Of course, being a…

There was a wicked grin on a much younger face, the small tattoos near eyes weren’t lined…

And her hair was as dark as night.

All of these were signs that her glamour was down completely, and all of these things were signs that something was VERY different… By several hundred years.
The Legionnaire chuckled, hands choosing to roam, “I have a better plan…”

“Do you? You seem funny today. What’s wrong with you? Did you do something to your hair?” She asked, leaning against the wall, studying her.

So Red wasn’t bright. Garnet looked mildly different but she looked different all the time.


Garnet || Twin Trouble

dish0n0rable-disch4rg3:

theredqueenofmean:

“Garnet?” She slipped through the halls, looking for her lover.

The General in question had left on a call-in, a minor emergency from an old customer.

She had given an explicit order to her unruly doppelganger to stay put… Of course, being a rowdier Garnet, the order was ignored.

The doppelganger sidled up behind Red, placing her hands on the Redhead’s hips.

“You called, Kitten?”

She jumped, blinking at… Garnet. Her head tilted to the side and she wondered what was off.

“Kitten? Well that’s new. What are you up to? I was thinking we could grab lunch…”


Garnet || Twin Trouble

“Garnet?” She slipped through the halls, looking for her lover.


Magic!Anon List of DOOM.
  • Blood: Your thirst for blood is insatiable. No, you aren't some vampire with convenient sharp teeth. You gotta find blood to eat or you'll starve; all other food and drink make you promptly vomit.
  • Stuttering: You have an irresistibly cute stutter for the next _____
  • Little Bird: For ____, you have cute little wings. No, not big enough to fly. Yes, big enough that you might need to cut holes in your shirt.
  • Lips Like Morphine: You want to kiss everyone who says your name for the next ____.
  • Super Psycho Love: For the next ___, you're on a quest to make out with the one person you know you shouldn't.
  • Use Me: You have to abide to anyone that says your name, followed by a command. Lasts for _____.
  • Blood, Sex, and Booze: You wake up tied to a chair, your head hurts like fucking hell, and you taste blood on your lips holy shit you're bleeding. Oh yeah, and you're horny as shit. You're stuck for ____ or until someone helps you out.
  • Nice Guys Finish Last: If you're a nice guy, now you're bad. If you're a bad guy, you're now nice. If you're somewhere in the middle, you're now a fuckin' cat.
  • Just a Little Girl: No, I don't give a fuck about your gender. For the next ____, you're a little girl.
  • The Mirror: You become split into two versions of yourself -- your good and your evil, for ___.
  • Automatisch: You are now a robot or a cyborg (have metallic parts) for _____.
  • Anyway You Want It: You have to follow the next 5 commands in your inbox, no matter what. (Can only be refuted by another anon).
  • So Fierce: You're suddenly some kind of sex kitten, for ______. You smouldering temptress.
  • Chained to You: Physically, you are chained to (anon decides) for _____ long. Include chain leeway (length).
  • Brainwashed: You will be brainwashed by the next person to say your name. Lasts for _____.
  • T-Shirt: You can wear nothing but a t-shirt for ______.
  • When They Come For Me: Yeah. They're coming. You better run. They'll give up the hunt on _____.
  • I Don't Like The Drugs: Way to develop a physiological drug dependency for ____. Way to go, Tiger.
  • Pushing Me Away: You now love everyone you hated. You hate/are scared of the ones closest to you. Relationships that are somewhere in the middle are unaffected. Lasts for _____.
  • I'm Dying: I'm so...so sorry...
  • Kryptonite: Well, aren't you a hunk. You've got super strength, speed, x-ray vision, and dazzling hair. There's only one thing that can stop you, and that's (anon decides).
  • Drunk: Get Home You're drunk for _______. (Anon can specify a KIND of drunk; angry drunk, horny drunk, emotional drunk, etc..)
  • Killer in You: You want to kill everyone with RP with for ______. The only way to stop it is to kill yourself (you'll come back, obvi. But whether or not you know that...)
  • Good Life: For _____, you have everything you've ever wanted. When it disappears, though...

guitarriffsandcolouredpicks:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

goodfeelsforbadguys:

Hardcore jacket porn.

you know you’ve been on tumblr too long when you see this as fem!doctor, fem!sherlock, fem!suit dean winchester, and fem!jack harkness

accurate post is accurate ^^




Out of Carmine:

Done drabble diving, the rest of the drabbles will remain standalone.

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Drabble Collection || More Drabbles

Out of Carmine:

Collecting a load of Drabbles that I’ve written and posting them in one location.

I am also editing and updating these; some were severely outdated or had spelling errors.

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Drabble Collection || Early Drabbles

Out of Carmine:

Collecting a load of Drabbles that I’ve written and posting them in one location.

I am also editing and updating these; some were severely outdated or had spelling errors.

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Out of Carmine:

I like how I’m reading through my drabbles and there are 2 shag me ones for Inez and I’m like welp I regret nothing.

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